Mug Envy

Once again I find myself in Starbucks at Gordano Services, southbound on the M5. Without thinking ahead I ordered a venti, (bucket size), filter coffee and am now pondering how to get this enormous mug into my jacket pocket.
Whilst some might consider this theft I see it as a redistribution of corporate assets and at over £8 for two coffees, mine plus a medium for Clare, the mug may well be included in the price.
The only thing likely to deter me is the thought that it may put either or both of the young lads behind the counter in a difficult position if they notice and then have to decide whether to challenge me as I leave at which point I will become embarrassed, do you know I think I'll leave the mug!!
For those who follow my 'blips' after yesterday's evening events I left some 'feedback' on TGI Friday's website and today received a telephone call from Danny who offered me drinks vouchers and a table next time we are in town. I might just have to reinstate them on my 'Bucket List'.
We also discovered that there is a Frankie & Benny's in St Austell, only 15 miles from home - joy.