County Show today. I hate it when it rains and I think these guys did too. The children were old enough to do the show independently with their friends which was lovely. Middle child is a little dozy though...

[Meeting up for the first time]

Have you got your phone?

Yes

Is it switched on?

It was but I switched it off just after you phoned.

pause

Why didn't you just answer it?

Because I didn't know what it was.

eh?

I don't know my ring tones.

speechless silence