I despise application forms

This new desk decoration has been cheering me today as I fill out a hideous application form. I don't know why I'm the best person for the job, I JUST AM! Look what my son made for me for goodness sake. Do you see anyone else with one of these on their desk. No! If I don't get a promotion it's a travesty of justice. By the way, my son is named as my referee. He's a clever boy, I'm sure he'll be able to spell management material.