Too much time and toilet rolls...

...make work for idle hands...that's not quite right but you get the gist.

Nothing quite like empty toilet and kitchen rolls for hours minutes of endless limited fun.

We did have to complement the fun of the cardboard rolls with other activities to avoid the dreaded words "Mum/Dad, I'm boooored". Threw them both out in the garden to play Doctor Who, took them for a long muddy walk through the woods, now feel it's late enough in the day to park them in front of the Wii while I get on with the dinner. Roast pork with crackling. There is possibly nothing finer on the planet than pork crackling. Or possibly crispy chicken skin, or maybe that first slice off a joint of roast beef, or maybe the crunchy bits off a roast leg of lamb, or how about frazzled bacon rind, or maybe sizzling duck skin, and then there's the roasties, don't even get me started on the roasties....