Good Morning World

One of the Thai girls who lives in the room next to me was practicing her English vocabulary...

"pooo...luuut... pooluut...yon pollution"
"pollution" I confirmed. "You're right. Tell me a sentence using 'pollution.'"

She countered with a question, "Have you showered yet?"
"No, not yet." I responded, a little confused to the correlation.

"You are pollution."