Stranger than fiction.

Nope, not the movie. This billboard. I swear, if I set out to think of what I would put on a billboard, this is clearly not one of the ideas I would have.

In case it is not clear enough to read, it says "Can't Pee?" in giant letters, and then underneath gives a website that goes "icanturinate.com." Yup, that is up on a billboard for God and all the northbound turnpike traffic to enjoy.