I wish to be a fish

Beautiful languid fishes all lined up.

I'm going to achieve this state of serene calmness after I've done all the chores and the house is looking spotless. This may take some time seeing as I ended up playing with potato heads when I should have been cleaning last Monday.

Nevertheless I'm determined this week. The polish is ready, the dusters are ready, the hoover is ready. I think I remember how to use the hoover. I do remember when my eldest was about three, I hadn't cleaned for ages and I finally got around to switching the hoover on only for my boy to ask "Mummy, what's that funny noise?"

What a slummy mummy!