Scrubbing the Decks

The Boss is back later today and so I've been cleaning like a madman in anticipation of the inspection!

I'm a pretty tidy guy and am OCD about little things like arranging dirty dishes in the proper order before they're washed etc but the standard of my cleaning is never quite to the standard of She Who Must Be Obeyed!

I've hoovered the entire house, tidied up in the kitchen, emptied all the bins, cleaned the downstairs bathroom, changed some bedcovers, took out the recycling, ironed a pile of washing, cleaned the fridge (well, chucked out some fusty food, wiped the shelves and duly rescued a fly that has been living in it for the past few days! A fly living in the fridge? Lol!) and cleaned a mirror.

This morning I cleaned the shower and also cleaned myself. What can I say... I'm a pretty awesome guy... but feel that it's only fair that Mr Muscle gets at least fifty percent of the plaudits. Good old Mr Muscle!

And I didn't actually use the plunger in my tidying but included it in the picture for comedy effect. I love plungers! Never used one and didn't even know we had one until I went looking for my cleaning chemicals. And interestingly, it doesn't stick to a forehead but it does leave a red mark!