Guilty as charged

- Boss, boss! I'm not sure what to do here.
- What's the problem Donnacha? The only way he could be more on the double yellow is if he were painted on it!
- But boss, does he know? He is after all... a dog.
- Donnacha, how innocent does he look to you?
- I get your point, boss. But... where do I place the parking ticket? I can't see no wiper on a greyhound...