Scratch

"If you scratch" me, do I not bleed?
No, you are a car.
"All this scratchings making me itch."
Shut it, you are an inanimate object.
"Am I not yours?"
Are you kidding, look at the state of you.
"Why am I here then?"
Beats me, I just saw you next to me at the traffic lights.
"And you dared to take a picture of me?"
Well, yeah!
"You are not the paparazzi are you?"
What do I look like a sleaze bag?
" Then you must be a stalker, or a pervert then?
Excuse me I have to go now
" Help! help! help!"