Snapple

In my garden, there are mostly apples and snails.
Luckily there are no puppy dog's tails.

If it was apples and puppies, I wouldn't know how many puppies to put in a puppy and apple crumble.

At least puppies would yelp rather than crunch when you stood on them in the dark. They wouldn't leave a slimy mess up the stairs after I'd stood on them and they might fetch my slippers and pipe.