Pepper

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper,
The girl up the road was quite perplexed,
Oh how I'd love that Peter Piper to peck my pickled pepper (she thought)
Then the police came and moved him on.


We were running an event today in the City Chambers. This bloke blew his trumpet all the way through the presentations and the clock struck three right in the middle of one of them.

I think I've got my nursery rhymes a bit piggled up. - I have been at the pub. (I know it's not a trumpet, it's a rat whistle)