Male envy

Male envy. It starts young, it continues through all phases of life.

I have always loved messing around with Landys, or did until my body said enough. So when my neighbour upgraded his recently I was discovered by Mrs Booty lying on the floor kicking my heels and refusing to get up until I could have one.

Being unable to drive it, service it or even get in the damn thing has nothing whatsoever to do with the argument. Two packets of Cadbury's Marvels have softened me up for now, but I will return!