Before

it rained.

Before I collapsed on the sofa.

Before I gorged myself on chocolate digestives.

Before I medicated myself heavily with tablets, cough medicine and nasal spray.

Before I decided I was really an old crock that needs to be sent to the glue factory.

Still no letter from hospital.

Got run off the motorway onto the hard shoulder by an idiot in an Audi today - he was in the wrong, I swerved to avoid him. He got the horn (so to speak) - idiot WAVED at me as if to say "Thanks for letting me know that I am an imbecile and nearly crashed into you".

Dweeb.