Black and White

I've been doing a bit of swotting on a Saturday. I've got to get a bit of work done. However, I am struggling with the official gobbleydegook and it's not plain what is required, I can tell you.

Why can't they just say what they what in simple terms...?

Mr H and I are slumped with the laptops on the sofa and I'm a little bit grumpy and have had I.T. 'hands of doom' as I couldn't get blipfoto to upload this image from my phone directly. I had to 'gimp and save and copy' and stuff that I don't understand.

It isn't plain, I tell you. Bring on the beer, to fill me with cheer.