'Til Death Do Them Part

These people are my future. Staring at each other in silence with their breakfast buffets

There was nearly an incident at breakfast when the couple on the right were placed at the table on the left, ordered their coffees and went to the buffet. Meanwhile the couple on the left sat down at the table on the left and ordered more coffee. Unfortunately for fans of breakfast-awkwardness when the couple on the right returned they quietly sat at the table on the right and the waiting staff delivered their coffee to the table on the right. You really had to be there!

My back is killing me today after a very uncomfortable night's sleep. I can't settle on hard mattresses.

The worst mattress I ever slept on was after we got married. It was an old fashioned thing made out of horse hair and I felt broken after sleeping on it.

Maybe they need to start using conditioner on the horse's mains. I doubt a mattress made from Cheryl Cole's hair would be too unpleasant