Candelabrum

Nick has already said what the hell is a candelabrum? So to clarify it's one candelabrum, two candelabra!


Sitting at dinner tonight Murron put down her knife and fork, spread her arms wide and said (with feeling) 'When are you two (meaning Nick and I) going to get married? I mean you're (meaning me) going to be forty next year!' (I don't need reminding and just to be clear so will Nick.) 'What prompted that outburst?' I asked. 'I need a new dress' she replied.