Two tons of tinted toilet tissue for Toddington.

I came across this 1954 Fordson Thames ET6 Truck today and was reminded that I hitched a lift in one in the early sixties .

The driver cheerily greeted me as I climbed into the passenger seat, introducing himself as Tony.

I asked him what make of truck it was and he replied it's a Thames truck.

So Tony your driving a Thames Truck ---what are you carrying ? I asked.

Two tons of tinted toilet tissue from Teddington , Tony replied.

So Tony, I said , your taking two tons of toilet tissue on your Thames Truck from Teddington , but where to.

I'm taking the two tons of tinted toilet tissue in my Thames Truck from Teddington to Toddington , Tony replied.

Tony to whom to are you taking the two tons of tinted toilet tissue to in your Thames Truck in Toddington?

To Timothy Whites and Taylors he replied.

Why then Tony are you taking two tons of tinted toilet tissue in your Thames Truck to Timothy Whites and Taylors in Toddington ?

Because they're ar sole agents !!