Ugly

The little green fella is getting left behind. Sure, he's sort of off-colour at the moment; sure he's slower, clumsier, not one of the in-crowd. The guys at the front probably pick on him, call him names behind his back. That sort of thing is apparently common in bathrooms up an down the country. Shame.

But one day soon, he's going to be all grown up and then they'll see he's a ... oh, I dunno ... a loofah, or something.