Rain stops pay

Corporate mascot wants to go out an play. Alas, whadayaknow, it's sluicing down out there. He'd get all soggy and probably swell up to three times his natural size. Or perm.

Or, perhaps Johnny Vegas went out to get some more tea ages ago and since then, the rain has kicked up and things are starting to look apocalyptic and now the stuffed simian is getting nervous and lonely, but afraid to venture outside. Because there's something out there.

Or, it was the first thing to hand. I really should make more of an effort, eh?