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In order to celebrate two kind of nearly not quite full years of blipping, I went down to the village and set fire to a tree and some small children.

For those of you with no sense of humour, the above is what is known as a joke. Maybe a bad one. Maybe one in poor taste. However, this is your cue to LAUGH and not to arrest me.

As you can see I never know what to say on these occasions and thus tend to revert to talking a load of rubbish in the hope that no one will notice.

Thank you all for being here you are all lovely and errrrr, yes xxx