Goosey, Goosey Gander

As I walked beside the pond during lunch break today I was followed by this crazy goose.
He reminds me of the child's nursery rhyme which goes... "Goosey, goosey Gander, Where do you wander. Upstairs downstairs, in the ladies chamber". No, I have no idea what it all means.
Then again he also reminded me of the reason a certain very silly form of military marching got its name.