Inside Your Wallet

Well I do own 3 wallets but I never use them, can't be doing with carrying loads of stuff around with me, I have all on with a phone and door keys.
I usually use a "Money Bag" ya know little plastic thing from the bank.
People in shops often ask me "do you want a receipt for that love" guess they think I'm doing the shopping for some old lady down the road, Wayne says it's embarrassing, can't think why...
By the way... this is the contents of his wallet...