You shouldn't have... No. You. Really. Shouldn't.

What do you get the difficult nephew that says he doesn't want anything for his birthday? How about half a dozen grow bags and some potato seeds and tubors?! Haha!

Erm... I don't want to sound ungrateful because I'm not. This is a bit tongue-in-cheek but we are trying to de-clutter at the moment and I don't know where six bloody big bags of potatoes fit into our de-clutter programme!

This ain't over. I will get my revenge at Christmas!