Anal Explosions

In many ways it was my own fault for giving Bakewell some leftover chilli con carne yesterday morning but in my defence I had no idea that it would end up like this..

The warning signs were there last night when I took him for a dog walk and was appalled by what exploded out of his rear end and I meant to get up early today to pre-empt a disaster in the kitchen but didn't quite get round to it...

So the morning has been spent cleaning up the carnage, throwing the beds (and his beloved rag) out, walking the dogs (while leaping out of the way of some violent expulsions) and washing the pair of them because they'd both been rolling in it overnight

Aaargh!!!!