Tea ... Best Drink of the Day

I've just spent two and a half hours in a 'Wonka-style chocolatier and artisan bakery' in deepest darkest London SW3 sipping Darjeeling and watching Arthur, the signwriter 'weave his magic' on the front window.

I was so captivated by Arthur's skill that I offered to buy him a pot of tea.

"Assam? Darjeeling? Green? Masala Chai?" I enquired.

"PG and 2 sugars," came the instant reply. "Its a fair cup, Guv!"