A Rocky Relationship

I had to call the police last night because the idiot across the road was trying to smash another neighbour's door down with a boulder (in between bursts of telling her he loved her but also that she was a vicious bitch!)

The police took ages to come but eventually arrested him. They spent a while looking for the boulder which he had long since hidden and it looked like they were not going to find it until yours-truly attended the scene..

I didn't want to raise attention so I casually walked past the policeman and subtlety pointed to an alleyway whispering "looking for a boulder?". He didn't hear me properly so I had to repeat it. Again he didn't hear me so I had to speak louder. Eventually I gave up and explained loudly exactly what had happened in full view of my neighbour. 5 minutes later we were giving a full statement. Haha don't think I'd make a very good spy!

Go to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect £200. You dick!