Four Steps to Happiness

It's been twenty years since my last glass of Cremola Foam

Back then:

-I wore luminous clothes
-I plastered my hair with gel from a pot
-I played football four times a day
-I thought I was invincible because I once hit the ball on the school roof during a game of rounders
-Girls just existed: they didn't elicit feelings or emotions
-All my trousers had grass stains on the knees
-I liked to run around in the wind with my jacket acting like a sail
-I always had high hopes that my conker would be the hardest
-Wearing my shell-suit made me feel like a champion
-My future was surely going to be that of a playboy sports god with lots of trophies and trophy-wives

And when I drank a glass again I remembered all the above and it made me feel good. But that might just have been the E numbers