The Chance Encounter in the Woods.

Riding through the woods I came upon the lama.

"Oh holy one", I asked, "Is it true that if we leave this life with no bad karma we can return without fear of being misspelt?"

"Sod off," said the holy one, "I'm a camelid, not a Buddhist!"

Great wisdom

I went out on my bike in search of the sunset, and missed it because of these guys at the local children's farm park. Still, I've blipped loads of sunsets and no llamas (alpacas?) until now.