Do you like books?

...then you can't have one!

Tomorrow I have committed myself to giving 24 copies of this book away to aquaintences or strangers, and I need to find people who do not habitually read.
"Hmmm, you look like someone who's never read a book. Would you like this one, Mrs Beckham?"

Maybe by the end of tomorrow I will feel uplifted by the experience. I will let you know, but right now, I am beginning to have doubts...