A Bit of a Boar

Today I went with Guy to listen to a pep-talk at his new school where he will start in September.
We heard all about the importance of labelling your P.E. kit and looking after your locker key, getting up in plenty of time and wearing sensible shoes, behaving on the school bus and leaving your earrings at home.

You're bored? I have heard the talk three times now, although I think Mrs R is slipping, because although we heard rather a lot of detail regarding just how short is too short for a girl's skirt to be, this time there was no mention whatsoever about the perils of chewing gum...