A reluctant first aider

A meddlesome mother told the reat of the team that I was a doctor and she volunteered me to be the first aider on Saturday. Someone came off and told me they were 'winded' and I said what's 'winded'? I went on to examine her properly and then her mother said "I'll take her to the doctor". What's the point of me being there! I then said did they have any collars in case of a neck injury. The emphatic answer was no! I am taking early retirement!