Paradoxes

Living in a world of of 'em today:

There's a drought and a hosepipe ban but we are in danger of being flooded out at work because of rising river water next door to our office building.

My workload is terrifying but I feel strangely calm.

TSM had her t shirt on inside out but still looked gorgeous.

The Girl Racer is extremely intelligent but is still daft enough to fall over when under the influence and hurt her ankle (again).

I keep forgetting to take my memory pills (That's ginko biloba to you).

The Snarling Giant is still too nice to be seriously scary. But enjoy the picture anyway ...