Which way from here????

Ok, firstly I must thank all my blip friends for your kind words if support yesterday...it was a particularly emotional day, but just like Charlie Brown, I made it through....albeit wakin up in the sofa at 6:20am....but I did...but respect to you all.....

So, today has been a better day..I spent many hours again going through boxes and then did a mammoth trip to the recycling bins...the poor lady standing waiting for the bus opposite me must have been wondering if I was taking up residency there...lol ..

So, today is a different day, new day, a better day, and things are different.
On my way to the tip, I drove past this sign, I drive by it every day and let out a chortle, so today seemed as good a day as any to blip it....I defy anyone to drive past this and not laugh....in fact, rumour has it in the academy I went to, the "head of brass", is now the "head of bras".....

So, me being me got to thinking..."how many times do U see or hear things that are misconstrued..??...and me being Irish, I have a few....not to mention whacky friends...lol..
To date....

1...I went up the stairs and threw myself down...(went for a lie down)...?
2...bike?..u want a bike?..il give u bike..(mum i. Want a bike)....?
3...When was yer 10 day bender?...no it couldn't have been a Wednesday could it???
4...I was sitting in the middle of my dinner...?
5...oh sorry, it's normal soda water...you want me to get you diet soda next time???
6...(answers the phone)...no you didn't wake me...I had to get up...the phone was ringing..
7...so, I've tacked India (my horse) up and I'm ready..."um..aren't u forgetting something??...the stirrups??".....???
8...(Scott on the phone to me)...hang on a minute...I can't find my phone!!!...?
9..."how do u spell unveiled)?"....unveil...sarah...(that is what got written...lol)...private joke....but,....???
10...(in my mums car with her driving it...)...mum..there's yer car passing u"...(mum..eh??....quick, call the police)....????

So, my friend came down tonight to keep me company, and it was great....we ended up going to bingo which was a hoot in itself....we didn't win, but had a fair few laughs, which is all that counts...

Anyway, I'm home now, not so much clutter, not so much mayhem....just a good day, a rather sick lava lamp...(but thats anutha story)...with a good mucker, and some very very good laughs........

"laughter is always the best form of medicine".......