Heading home

It's after 4pm which means I only have about 2 hours before getting my taxi to the airport. I couldn't leave hungry so I've had some pad Thai and a coconut to keep me going...after all I have 4 flights and 4 airports to negotiate so I need to keep my strength up.

There is a girl here doing a 10 day detox, she's been smelling the buffet regularly (surprised us as we didn't think there was a smell) and the other day she almost went weak at the knees over the smell of my toast and homemade peanut butter...well today I watched her eat a plate of watermelon....only that and now the has a strange patch think over her nose... My hypotheses are as follows-
1) she was weak with hungry, fell over and banged her nose
2) she sniffed the buffet too much and hurt her nose
3) she has developed a bad snoring problem due to lack of food and she has been told to
Wear those nasal strips only she doesn't realise you are only supposed to wear them in bed!