..........three is a magic number.....

Not with these three it isn't....Roy, Charlie and Henry during tonight's coaching session. As you can see they are human dynamo's whizzing about from child to child, helping and teaching....oh, no wait....they're doing what Shaun calls Lazy Arsed Buggers (LAB)...they've done a bit of coaching and now they're sitting at the bench like
a) three wise men
b) three wise monkeys
c) three stooges
d) three blind mice

You choose whichever description you like.

Meanwhile Shaun and I were doing the Blue Arsed Fly impression trying to spend some time with all 23 kids who turned up tonight, while Sam "directed" operations and Colin looked after the three contestants in the Junior Match. They get away with it because
a) they're all old
b) they're not qualified as coaches
c) Shaun and I can't be arsed telling them what to do any more
d) they're kindly old souls who give their time freely

You choose whichever reason you like.

I shall be missing coaching next week because it's May 15th...Charlotte's 1st birthday!

I forgot last night to explain why I'd blipped a harmonica......it was because once the rain settled in and we were all stuck in the house I thought
a) it was time to introduce Charlotte to one of the world's classic musical instruments
or was it because I thought
b) she should learn about how to make a tuneless racket by sucking and blowing

You choose what was going through my mind.

Das vidanya moy padruga.