..We are the Champions....

...well, almost. 1 point needed from two games, one away, one at home against two teams well down in the division.

Up at six this morning for an early start to the fishing as both Shaun (Chelsea supporter) and I wanted to be home in good time for the game.

The fish were feeding today, but after the rubbish weather the last few days everyone and his dog was out fishing so we couldn't get the spots we wanted. Quick change of plan and we decided to go for the big boys with sweetcorn for S and luncheon meat for me. It worked too....I caught first, and second and then S started catching, we had some lovely fish between us and the conversation was polite, with almost no p*ss taking about the game.

And then....I hooked into a big fish and it got off......I said "Oh deary me, never mind, what a shame", but to the untrained ear it might have sounded a bit like "Bollocks, bugger, sh*t, f*ck!"....and that was it... the commotion obviously spooked all the other fish away and for the next two hours....nothing, nada, not a sausage, no bites.

We called it a day at 2.00 to get ready for the game. I was going to blip Tom our Chairman who was packing up to go just as we got to the car park. I was going to base this blip on great sporting comments...some of my favourites are.....
Cricket " The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Whilley"
Football " You'll never win anything with kids"
Football " Jan Molby has pissed a fatness test"
Cricket " And there he is ..legs apart waiting for a tickle"
Motor Racing "Unless I'm very much mistaken....and I am"
Atletics "Juantorino opens his legs and shows his class"

and Tom came up with a classic when Shaun asked him why he had a pair of pliers on his bait tray,

" Because I've got no effing teeth to bite the shot onto the line!"

Any way , the football has been watched, United put Chelsea to the sword, Shaun has sent me several very abusive texts and I'm as happy as a pig in ...well you know the rest. So just one more quote for you, When Sir Alex Ferguson was asked what his main aim was when he got the manager's job at MUFC he replied " To knock Liverpool off their effing perch".........Job done....well almost.

Beer and cards tonight, what a great end to a great day.

Das vidanya moy padruga.