Fragrant (not)

Ordinary Monday at work - nothing to note (that I can mention here anyway without disciplinary action).

The only advantage I can currently fathom about the unseasonal weather is the lack of nauseating odour from these vents, which house what is quaintly known as the cleansing department.

Parfum de Garbage extraordinaire - also known as heady combination of household and rubbish bin waste inexpertly masked by 50p per gallon air freshener - nice.