one of the most amazing things about having children is that they allow you to develop a deep understanding of the concept that there is no such thing as personal property

I would like to challenge this notion and I would like to claim that these grips are mine (get a grip yersel)

Children, offspring - hands off my stuff. It's mine and what's mine is not yours. OK. I didn't want it 'organised' and my other hair clasps are not 'cranes' and my other hairbands are not 'pingers' OK. Even if you do want to just to 'hear what they sound like" (Rudy - that is you I am talking about if you are looking back on this in years to come or should I call you John Cage?)

In other worlds I have FINISHED MY FINAL ESSAY

YES