The Midas touch...

Oh, Mary, this London's a wonderful sight
With people here working by day and by night
They don't sow potatoes, nor barley nor wheat
But there' gangs of them digging for gold in the streets
At least when I asked them that's what I was told
So I just took a hand at this diggin' for gold....

When I moved up to London, my grandfather always told me there was gold in them there streets, but to "...watch out!"...as for sure it could sneak up behind you and bite you in the butt!

Looks like he was right!!