Laws of Attraction

New cars attract shopping carts like sharks are to blood in the water. When I parked in this spot, there was not a single car, person or cart around to be seen. Fast forward ten minutes while getting bread and paying for it in record time this cart is ready to kiss my paint. Say what you want but the carts are possessed. My first job in high school was as a bag boy and cart guy at a major grocery store. I swear those fucking carts would move on their own to the farthest reaches of any given parking lot they are in. The worse or colder the weather, the farther out they go.