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I played only two games of badminton this afternoon because:

a) I didn't want to risk a recurrence of the back problem I had last week;

b) I didn't want to leave Minty for too long in case he started chewing something he shouldn't; and

c) I wanted to nip into our local ironmonger's to get a spare key cut.

McFarlane's is a veritable Aladdin's cave and a godsend for locals! The walls are lined from floor to ceiling with just about everything you could possibly need. Think of that Two Ronnies sketch and you've got the picture.