The Forth Bridge of garden furniture - unfinished

I do not often venture into the real world but in the last few weeks I have had dealings with a building society named after a well know Yorkshire town. Whilst the staff were all very pleasant the discrepancies and omissions in the information they have provided over a series of visits has caused me and others considerable inconvenience. I have toned down this comment considerably.

I intend to return and remain in my little world, it’s safer.