Let me take you by the hand...

Oh to be young. Oh to be able to 'ride' one of these things! (Is it ride?...or is it skate?...or is it board?) Oh to even understand...not just the sport, but the art as well.

Ah well, I guess it keeps them off the streets!
Hang on, these are the streets (...of London! - I feel a song coming on, quick, earplugs).