Picky Bugger - Elbow

Spent a great day walking part of the Arran Coastal walk with GOD in glorious weather with stunning views of the Kilbrannan Sound.

No pic from that because the musical challenge is the thing.

Today you are invited to guess how many salads my Picky Bugger of a butler would have to be served for him to have picked out and left at the side of the plate this big pile of cucumber for me to salvage ?