Your having a laugh!!!!!

So, I've been getting ready for the wedding today...Ive ironed my dress and hung it up...my mother would be proud!!!, Ive selected the appropriate pants to wear...because of the shape of the dress, it seems, that is all I will be needing!!!...my mother would be shocked!!, and I have even ironed Scotts shirt...proud mum again!!!!...
Whilst doing the above, "I got to thinking" about a list of things, requirements I would be taking in my hand bag...as hand luggage....flipping well must haves, or id die!!! items.....
1...Fully equipped makeup bag...mascara, lippy, eyeliner, lipliner, foundation, eyelash curlers, extra eyelash glue,shovel, poly filler...you get the general idea...
2...Hairspray....large tin!!
3...Extra large bag of Haribos
4...Perfume.....my large bottle of Channel no. 5
5...Large can of deodorant not that i get wiffy...
6...Extra pair of Flat shoes.....to wear when the heels get too much...after 10 minutes
7...My wallet...with its entire contents...you never know when someone may challenge you to a "what do YOU have in your wallet" game
8...My phone, and charger...
9...My camera, and case...and spare memory card, and charger, and spare battery
10...Anything else a woman could possibly NOT need...keys, nail file, tweezers,keys for houses we don't even live in, paracetamol, old wage slips, pins, hair clips,.....ANYTHING...kitchen sink!!!...

SO..........Considering the size of the ONLY silver bag I seem to have,.....and it is 9pm on a Saturday night......THIS is my revised list for tomorrow!!!!!...
1...Lippy...
2...Mascara...
3...Phone....have to hope charge holds
4...Camera...see no. 3...Plus its hanging on my arm....
5...No money...Indirectly, THAT is what Scott gets for my stupidity of having a miniature handbag...
6...Small bottle of perfume....okay, I don't particularly like the smell of it, but it fits in my bag....JUST!!!
7...Eyelash glue....its small, and imperative just in case...
8...Nail file...my nails cost me £26...aint gonna chip them for anything!!!
9...Concealer....you obviously haven't seen me after 95 Gins.....Not that I have either.....lol
10...Tissues....LOTS AND LOTS !!!!!!!....it is a wedding after all...of course Ill cry!!!!

What the hell....anything else from the initial list.....MEN....You just know its gonna end up in your pockets!!!!lol

"she had the loaded handbag of someone who camps out and seldom goes home, or who imagines life must be full of emergencies"
mavis gallant

"a womans mind is as complex as the contents of her handbag; even when you get to the bottom of it, there is ALWAYS something at the bottom to surprise you"
billy connelly

ps....apologies ahead of time, but there won't be any "got to thinkings" or much boring information...ill be too busy getting drunk, dancing, eating, falling off my shoes, having a freak attack because of the lack of handbag contents.....having fun, to merit more that a photo and a quick hi-ya...x