not even one

Esure are starting to get a bit twatty. Apparently, if the value of the bike is less than the cost of repair, they will "usually" just pay the cost of the bike. They can, on what would have been the first anniversary of the arrival of the frame and the last day on which I rode the old bike to work prior to starting to dismantle it, fuck right off. Fortunately, you can't get one of these off a peg. Fortunately, the finger-in-the-air value I guessed at earlier turned out to be a lot less than the properly-calculated sum of all components, which is a lot more than the quoted repair cost even without including the cost of persuading all the discrete components to join up.

Hadn't previously noticed this but it looks a little bit like paint-cracking due to a bend.