Will the Real Slim Shady Please Stand Up?

Didn't I see you at the gym Saturday?
Oh, my God you were so drunk at BLANK yesterday?
Stop trying to steal my boyfriend on Grindr you asshole?

The good ole Doppelgänger...

Sometimes a protection I think built by the universe.  Sometimes a pesky little fucker who could cause you a lot of damage. (I swear on my life I didn't rob that bank, I was watching HGTV with my mom... aren't those twins just the hat's meow?)

Note to self, constantly change look, keep those Bastards on their tose.  Take that one, Robert, I mean, Robert, no, you, Robert...