Leith Walk

Black spray paint on stone, undated, block capitals....

But wait - what's that??? In the bin??? It can't be!!!

The Royal House of Leith?? Isn't that Princess Dwalletta? Leopard skin coat? Check. Tiara? Check.Rummaging through the commoners' waste? It can't be? Have the royal coffers run dry?

Hold the front page!

PRINCESS DWALLETTA ATE MY HAMSTER!!

Papped by a blipper. The ignominy.....