Master Plan

Without me?
 
You’re going without me?  Noooooo, not without me!  I can’t stand it.
 
Separation anxiety – I can feel it coming on.  How will I survive?
 
I know, if I sit on the suitcase, you can’t pack, and then you can’t go.
 
If I can make you feel guilty I will, and then you’ll never go away again.

(Words by Paladian aka Mrs Dr Dolittle who can understand cat and dog language!)